As you all undoubtedly know, Britney Spears landed a $15 million book deal with Simon & Schuster earlier this year. Her untitled memoir is apparently already finished(!) and her team was vying for a January 2023 release date… until the paper shortage reared its ugly head, baby, one more time. (If you haven’t heard of this till now, consider yourself Lucky.)
With no release date in sight, it’s looking like we’ll have to wait way more than six months to read her tell-all. Toxic! Criminal!
Granted, the good people at S&S are probably a little busy right now, but I’ll just say what we’re all thinking: You better work bitch!