Alas, this year we are watching Bouchercon, the largest mystery fan convention in the US, from the sidelines rather than enjoying the ridiculously charming city of New Orleans. If we were packing our parasols and filling our go cups, here are a few panels we’d be checking out between copious Sazaracs and many oyster po’ boys.

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In keeping with the city’s reputation as a music mecca, this year’s panels all have song titles or musicians in the titles.

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HANK TO HENDRIX
Peter Rozovsky (M), Eric Beetner, Martin Edwards, Rick Ollerman, Gary Phillips

Detectives Without Borders blogger Peter Rozovsky and company promise to take you beyond Chandler and Hammett to explore the lesser known writers of the pulp era (the British side will be amply represented by Edwards, author of last year’s acclaimed The Golden Age of Murder).

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MAMMA MIA
Sarah Weinman (M), Kate Moretti, Carla Buckley, Karen Katchur, Sharon Potts, Rebecca Drake

Sarah Weinman’s panel on domestic suspense is always a must-see.

 

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LEAN ON ME
BOLO books blogger Kristopher Zgorski moderates powerhouses Karin Salvalaggio, Rachel Howzell Hall, Kristi Belcamino, and Ysra Sigurdardottir, all of whom write kickass female protagonists in their series.

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RELAX
Catriona McPherson (M), Joel Gomez-Dossi, Jessie Chandler, Christa Faust, R. Jean Reid, Stephanie Gayle

McPherson leads a provocative panel of writers in discussion about LGBTQ mysteries.

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GOT TO BE THERE
Laura Lippman (M), Greg Herren, Alex Marwood, Lou Berney, Alison Gaylin

I am particularly saddened to be missing this discussion, purported to be about “Real Housewives and Other Dangerous Women.” As it’s a well-known fact that crime writers (and this critic) have a jones for reality TV, this is a venn diagram of things I love dearly.

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IT ONLY TAKES A MINUTE

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This is as close as you can get to a guaranteed good time. Some of crime fiction’s sharpest minds tackle one of the UK’s most popular quiz shows, “Just a Minute.” Each panelist has 60 seconds to discuss a topic chosen at random by the moderator without hesitating, repeating, or deviating from the subject, as judged by the audience. Editor/Jill-of-All-Trades Clair Lamb moderates contestants Mark Billingham, John Connolly, Laura Lippman, Alex Marwood, and Martyn Waites.

 

Lisa Levy

Lisa Levy

Lisa Levy is a critic and essayist. She has written for many publications, including the New York Times Book Review, the New Republic, the CBC, the Walrus, and the Believer. She is currently working on three books: one about feminism, rebellion, and Gone Girl. THE IMPATIENT is a study of her chronic migraines, the myths about migraine, and how we think and write about pain, time, and art. She is a contributing editor at Lit Hub, where she started crime coverage, and a contributing editor and columnist at Crime Reads, which she helped found. She won a Notable in Best American Essays 2021 for her essay “We Are All Modern,” which is part of a book project on modernism and biography.