Ah, the first day of college. You obtain a cheery map and find your way to your dorm room. You are either the first or the second one there. Your parents are with you, or they are not. You have probably already corresponded with your roommate online, or at least stalked them, because it is 2018, and you need to know what you’re getting into—but now, at last, you are face to furiously washed face. They say hello. They hang a poster. You recognize it as either Klimt or Trainspotting or that one of two girls kissing. They open a box. They take out a well-loved book, its spine creased, its edges worn. You read the title. You gasp, because all of a sudden you know exactly what the year will bring. Or at least you will after consulting the handy list below.

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James Joyce, Ulysses

Know now that this person is a liar. No 18-year-old understands Ulysses. Something 18-year-olds do understand? What might impress people at college.

great gatsby book cover

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby

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Prepare to overhear many anguished late-night phone calls to a high school girlfriend or boyfriend. They will never get back together. You will never stop hearing about it. Eventually they will fall in love again, but some how this will not fix anything.

lorrie Moore self-help

Lorrie Moore, Self-Help

This person is smarter than you, and does not need any help, self or otherwise. Useful to have on your side in debates and/or hazing rituals.

Jack Kerouac, On the Road

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Prepare for at least one ill-planned road trip to the nearest major city. Both of you will regret it.

Toni Morrison, Beloved

This person has excellent taste and seriousness of purpose and is officially your new best friend. You’re welcome.

Atlas Shrugged (1957), Ayn RandAyn Rand, Atlas Shrugged

Hot tip: if you apply now, you can beat the rush of room-change requests. You’re welcome.

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My Brilliant Friend by Elena FerranteElena Ferrante, My Brilliant Friend

This person will eventually amass so many books that you’ll have to tunnel out of the room every morning. But on the plus side, they’ll be a very loyal friend.

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's ChildrenSalman Rushdie, Midnight’s Children

This person thinks they are the center of the universe—try not to be there when they find out they aren’t.

Louise Fitzhugh, Harriet the Spy

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This person will go through your things and borrow your clothes without asking, and will look great in them.

Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose

Don’t worry—you’ll never see this person. But if you need to find them, they’ll always be at the library.

Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange

This person is very excited to start trying all the drugs they’ve always heard you could try in college.

Aldous Huxley, Brave New World

This one too.

Naked LunchWilliam S. Burroughs, Naked Lunch

This one has a backpack full of drugs for the other two to try.

The Woman Warrior (1976), Maxine Hong KingstonMaxine Hong Kingston, The Woman Warrior

Congratulations: your roommate is an excellent storyteller. You’ll never be bored again.

near to the wild heartClarice Lispector, Near to the Wild Heart

This person is going to break some hearts, and possibly some bones. You will never see them cry.

Italo Calvino, Invisible Cities

Take heart: soon your roommate will declare that architecture major, and you’ll pretty much have the room to yourself.


Louise Erdrich, Love MedicineLouise Erdrich, Love Medicine

This person had a great childhood and cares a lot about their family. If you work to become part of that family, you won’t regret it.

Francesca Lia Block, Weetzie BatFrancesca Lia Block, Weetzie Bat

There’s a tutu hidden in one of those suitcases, and it is going to be put to very good use.

Evelyn Waugh, Brideshead Revisited

There’s a teddy bear hidden in one of those suitcases, and you’re going to have to talk about it.

Margaret Mitchell, Gone with the Wind

Invest in a pair of good earplugs—there’s going to be nonstop drama in your room.

J. D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

This person will leave scuff marks all over campus from dragging their feet on the way to adulthood. Also, this goes without saying, but be prepared to be called a phony at least once, no matter what you do.

steinbeck of mice and menJohn Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men

This person will be a very aggressive hugger.

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André Aciman, Call Me By Your Name

Prepare to stake out the dorm rooms of multiple crushes/unrequited loves/objects of obsession.

Edith Wharton, The House of Mirth

At least you will never want for a full-length mirror in your shared room.

Sylvia Plath, The Bell JarSylvia Plath, The Bell Jar

At the beginning of the year, this person will cry a lot and drape themselves over things whilst wearing black. By the end of the year, they will have discovered red lipstick and vengeance and will be happy and too cool to hang out with you.

Daniel Clowes, Ghost World

One of these days, you’re just going to find a wad of gum under your pillow.

Charles Burns, Black Hole

This person will always, always have condoms.

William Golding, Lord of the Flies

Watch your back, that’s all I’m saying. You know why.

Danez smith don't call us deadDanez Smith, Don’t Call Us Dead

This person may seem strange to you (especially if this is your first encounter with someone who actually reads poetry for fun), but they will never steer you wrong.

lolita book coverVladimir Nabokov, Lolita

This person is about to read Pale Fire and become deeply self-satisfied, intellectually pretentious and insufferably wordy. Just wait it out. They will become a nice person again soon.

Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird

Either this person is going to be pre-law or you’re going to discover that they’ve got some pretty serious daddy issues. Or both!

Ian McEwan, Atonement

Invest in extra tissues (or just steal them from the classrooms, I know you’re on a budget.)

alan moore watchmenAlan Moore, Watchmen

The next thing to come out of that box is going to be a black trench coat, but don’t worry, this person is probably actually pretty cool and will likely teach you how to play D&D as a bonus.

jemisin fifth seasonN. K. Jemisin, The Fifth Season

This person is going to save the world. If you play your cards right, they might start with you.

To the Lighthouse Virginia Woolf first edition coverVirginia Woolf, To the Lighthouse

One day soon this person will write a novel—or at least get really into scarves.

John Kennedy Toole, A Confederacy of Dunces

This person thinks they are the funniest person they know. (They are not.)

Jonathan Franzen, The CorrectionsJonathan Franzen, The Corrections

In ten years you will not remember this person’s name.

James Baldwin, The Fire Next TimeJames Baldwin, The Fire Next Time

In ten years this person will be famous.

Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt VonnegutKurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

In high school, this person was the token weird one in the popular group—the one the others hung out with to feel intellectual and witty. In college, this person is going to be much more popular than you.

Americanah, Chimamanda Ngozi AdichieChimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah

This person secretly runs your favorite website.

The Heart Is a Lonely HunterCarson McCullers, The Heart is a Lonely Hunter

Do not interrupt this person when they are listening to their headphones.

Margaret Atwood, The Handmaid’s Tale

This person will start—or at least join—the feminist offshoot of the college DSA.

Their Eyes Were Watching God book coverZora Neale Hurston, Their Eyes Were Watching God

This person is highly sensitive, but though they will have lots of romantic partners they will struggle to make and keep close friends—at least until they meet the right person (is it you?).

Misery, Stephen KingStephen King, Misery

This person will never do their homework.

Samuel R. Delany, DhalgrenSamuel R. Delany, Dhalgren

This person will do all of their homework, and all the extra credit.

Wild, Cheryl StrayedCheryl Strayed, Wild

This person will spend every weekend hiking, until they fall in love, and then they will spend every weekend in bed, until they break up, and then they will start hiking again.

Hopscotch Julio Cortazar first edition 1963Julio Cortázar, Hopscotch

You’ll never have any idea what this person will do next, but you’re going to love living with them.

Stephenie Meyer, Twilight

You’re going to have to spend a lot of time and energy avoiding this person at college parties.

Cormac McCarthy, Blood Meridian

Be careful with this person. They have a high tolerance for pain. Could be dangerous—or just fun at parties.

James Salter, A Sport and a Pastime

They might not look it, but this person is very good at sex.

Chris Kraus, I Love DickChris Kraus, I Love Dick

Be prepared to workshop multiple manifestos this year.

Katherine Dunn, Geek Love

This person will design your first tattoo and start your first cult.

Don DeLillo, White Noise

I hope you like indie rock.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince

This person wears charmingly mismatched socks and will soon move to the French house.

Jean Rhys, Wide Sargasso Sea

This person won’t take anything at face value—which is good in college, if sometimes tiring. Place them in front of anyone trying to hit on you.

Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem

If you haven’t googled your new roommate, now’s the time—she’s probably already semi-famous as a writer of personal essays on the internet.

Philip Roth, Portnoy’s Complaint

You should always, always knock before entering your room.

Gabriel García Márquez, One Hundred Years of Solitude

This person may be quiet, but they have a lot going on in their head—you have to draw them out, but you’ll be glad you did.

the talented mr. ripleyPatricia Highsmith, The Talented Mr. Ripley

I just hope you don’t have anything that this person wants.

The Woman in the Dunes by Kobo AbeKobo Abe, The Woman in the Dunes

This person is destined to become an experimental large-scale installation artist, or maybe a Kafka scholar.

in search of lost time proustMarcel Proust, In Search of Lost Time

And here we have another liar.

Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

At some point during this person’s freshman year, they are going to have one drink too many, forget themselves, and really let loose for the first time in their lives.

Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice

This person loves love, will immediately couple up, and is going to try their hardest to find you a romantic partner too, so you can all hang out and go on picnics and things. In five years, they’ll either be your worst enemy or be in your wedding.

octavia butler kindredOctavia Butler, Kindred

This person will be the coolest history major at your school.

W. G. Sebald, The Rings of Saturn

This person will disappear for long periods of time without any explanation. Try not to worry. They’ll always come back, and they’ll usually have something interesting to show you.

Henry Miller, Tropic of CancerHenry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

This person (okay, let’s be honest, this straight man) will attempt to seduce multiple women using this book. Sometimes it will work. These relationships will be short-lived, but they will still require you to find a couch to crash on.

Angela Carter, The Bloody Chamber

This person (okay, let’s be honest, this woman or queer person) will enroll in creative writing courses, attend lectures by visiting feminists, and most importantly, take zero shit from you or anyone. She may also adopt a familiar, but that’s neither here nor there.

the remains of the dayKazuo Ishiguro, The Remains of the Day

You may never know what this person is thinking, but at least you will always be confident that they have impeccable taste.

we have always lived in the castle coverShirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle

This person is leaving totems and spells around the room. Do not look for them.

Mary Gaitskill, Bad Behavior

Halfway through the semester, you will discover that your otherwise reserved roommate has been having a lot of sex. When you bring it up, they will shrug, and you will have learned something.

Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the ShoreHaruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore

This person will eventually become your best friend, but you’re going to hate them for a year or two first.

David Foster Wallace, Infinite Jest

It’s really hard to say. This person will either be the worst you’ve ever met or just a cool nerd who likes difficult books. It depends on how many weeks it takes them to suggest that you too read Infinite Jest. However, it primarily depends on whether they are an insufferable lit bro, but you already knew that.

Denis Johnson, Jesus’ Son

This person already knows which MFA programs they’ll apply to in four years.

Harry Potter and the deathly hallowsJ. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

You’re about to get roped into every march and protest and vigil under the sun.

Emily Temple

Emily Temple

Emily Temple is the managing editor at Lit Hub. Her first novel, The Lightness, was published by William Morrow/HarperCollins in June 2020. You can buy it here.