You guys, you guys: beloved RuPaul’s Drag Race alums and hosts of UNHhhh Katya Zamolodchikova and Trixie Mattel have sold a book to Plume. According to Publishers Marketplace, it will be “a satirical advice book styled as a mid-century homemaking and etiquette guide.” According to me, it will be gross and hilarious and irreverent and everything else good that Trixie and Katya have come to represent in this terrible, horrible world of ours. I mean, I’m just guessing, but I’m pretty sure. I will be squirming in my seat in antici . . . pation for this book from my very favorite Drag Race all star—and Trixie, too.