This week's news in Venn diagrams.

I’ll let you figure out which, but one of these jokes had to be updated right before publishing. The news simply refuses to stop, folks. Hopefully this weekend will be restful for you—personally, I’ll be taking inspiration from these Polish beavers, and not letting anything stand in my way.

In the meantime, if you missed any recent literary news, here are a few Venn diagrams to catch you up. I’ll see you back here on Monday.