This week’s news in Venn diagrams.

Happy Friday the 13th (Ahh!) and Valentine’s Day Eve (Ohh!), dear readers. I wrote a little poem for you all, the Venn fans.

Roses are cherry,
And violets are blue,
If these jokes make you merry,
I love you, it’s true.

But if you’re feeling lonely and low,
Don’t worry: you’re great.
Valentine’s is all corporate B.S., bro,
You’re lucky to not celebrate.

If you missed any news from the week, I’ve got you covered. Have a lovely weekend and I’ll see you back here on Monday.