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“The Haerie Queen” and other hairstyle-as-poem puns we need in this terrible week.

Jonny Diamond

August 8, 2019, 9:45am

It feels like it’s been one of the worst weeks in a while and it’s barely Thursday. So I present to you this collection of 32 full-on dad-joke puns by poets Emily Skaja and Marcus Wicker, in honor of the journal 32 Poems. My favorites include:

Hairadise Lost
The Perm of the Ancient Mariner
Anthem for Groomed Youth
Weaves of Grass
The Eavan Bowl Cut
Bangs Are a Thing With Feathers

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