“The Haerie Queen” and other hairstyle-as-poem puns we need in this terrible week.
It feels like it’s been one of the worst weeks in a while and it’s barely Thursday. So I present to you this collection of 32 full-on dad-joke puns by poets Emily Skaja and Marcus Wicker, in honor of the journal 32 Poems. My favorites include:
Hairadise Lost
The Perm of the Ancient Mariner
Anthem for Groomed Youth
Weaves of Grass
The Eavan Bowl Cut
Bangs Are a Thing With Feathers
Jonny Diamond
Jonny Diamond is the Editor in Chief of Literary Hub. He lives in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains with his wife and two sons, and is currently writing a cultural history of the axe for W.W. Norton. @JonnyDiamond, JonnyDiamond.me
