Professionals, rejoice? A new app verbosely called “The 12Min Micro Book Library” is trying to optimize your reading time. According to a depressing pitch from PCMag, the 12Min Micro Book Library “takes . . . game-changing books . . . and distills their key points into bite-sized chunks that you can absorb in—you guessed it—12 minutes or less.” That’s right: on your commute (if you still have one of those), instead of reading a book, you can live a joyless life.
The library includes mini-versions of 1800 books, including Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink and Dale Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People. First step to winning friends and influencing people: tell them about how you’ve optimized your life by replacing reading with listening to 12-minute mini versions of books. (“In the 12Min version, he’s just called ‘Humbert!’”)
The 12Min Micro Book Library currently features nonfiction titles—as of yet, no classic novels have been given the 12Min treatment. But the 12Min Micro Book Library is ever-expanding: any user can suggest a book they’d like to add to the library and the app’s employees will synthesize it into a short microbook. So new Franzen trilogy, here I come.