In honor of tomorrow’s US midterm elections (NB: please vote), I present: a little literary inspiration for the tireless Democratic party email scribes.
This is important, Ishmael.
Mrs Dalloway said she would FUND the GOP HERSELF.
Whether you will turn out to be a HERO for your party, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, YOUR DONATION WILL SHOW.
🚨 THIS IS THE NEW NORMAL: Somebody must have slandered Joseph K., for one morning, without having done anything wrong, he was arrested. 🚨
“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” WHAT???
Friend, the stakes are too high to go to bed early.
Where’s Mitch going with that ax???
SHAMEFUL: IT WAS A PLEASURE TO BURN DEMOCRACY?
A BEGGING came across your inbox.
Am I an INVISIBLE MAN? (Humbly asking for $26)
Nevada, light of my life, fire of my loins. My Senate, my soul. Ne-vah-da.
538 was spiteful. Full of MANIPULATED POLLING DATA.