Look, we were all waiting for a new discourse to come around and knock Bad Art Friend off its surprisingly sturdy pedestal, but personally, I was hoping for something slightly more interesting than Should MFA Programs Teach You How to Actually Sell Your Book: Electric Boo(k)galoo: A New Hope for the Discourse: The Squeakquel: 2Slow2Repetitive (okay, there was a brief foray into Sally Rooney/Israel, not to be confused with Sally Rooney/bucket hat).
I get it: we’ll never stop Discoursing about MFAs. But could we at least pick a new discourse? Here, I have some suggestions:
• MFA vs. BBL
• JoHn AsHbErY?
• What shall we bring to the Wednesday potluck?
• BEST FONT!!!
• Exercise or cigarettes?
• Ben’s visiting friend: hot or just tall?
• Is talent sexually communicable?
• Is sex writing?
• Is poem?
• Why does that one guy always wear that hat?
• Printer privilege.