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    Moronic anti-LGBTQ bullies kicked out of Barnes and Noble.

    Jonny Diamond

    April 20, 2023, 9:50am

    Ethan Schmidt-Crockett, who I guess has made a name for himself “protesting” “woke” stores, was recently kicked out of an Arizona Barnes and Noble for quietly bullying the Pride Display.

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    Schmidt-Crockett, alongside his unnamed sidekick, filmed himself prowling through Barnes and Noble, saying dumb shit to patrons in what can only be described as an impeccable impersonation of Beavis and Butt-Head. Presumably Schmidt-Crockett and Butt-Head had time to plan what they were going to say, and yet could only muster “Here’s the gay loser Pride section” when attempting to bully a pair of teens perusing the titles; the teens, looking more embarrassed than intimated, simply melted away in a fog of cringe, leaving Schmidt-Crockett and Butt-Head to bully the inanimate display table.

    Eventually, an exasperated manager named Ryan came over to kick Schmidt-Crockett and Butt-Head out of the store (with backup from what appears to be police). Schmidt-Crockett and Butt-Head immediately complied, like a couple of middle schoolers kicked out of the library for giggling over anatomy textbooks. As he’s leaving, Schmidt-Crockett tries to save face by claiming he was going to break up with her anyway he’s already exposed Barnes and Noble’s woke agenda.

    I have seen Schmidt-Crockett described as an “anti-LGBTQ activist” and I think that has to stop. This is not activism. It is bigotry and bullying and if it wasn’t part of such an alarmingly virulent national hate movement, I’d say it’s embarrassing and comedically pathetic (I mean, it is).

    As you can see in the actual video below, these guys are just so fucking dumb and cowardly, and represent the very worst this country has to offer.

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