Today in small acts of decency: an Ohio library revealed that they recently received a letter of confession “from a former Middlefield resident” who’d apparently been living with the weight of past teenage book thefts on their conscience, having walked with scores of books over the years.

Article continues after advertisement

The letter, which was posted on Facebook by the Geauga Count Library, went on to say:

There is no justification for what I did, and unfortunately I let my youthful greed get the better of me. I am truly sorry, but I know an apology is not enough. Please accept this $500 for the harm I caused.

As apologies go, this is how you do it (cc Andrew Cuomo). We salute you anonymous ex-book thief, go well in the world, and may your conscience be as light as your wallet.

Article continues after advertisement

Jonny Diamond

Jonny Diamond

Jonny Diamond is the Editor in Chief of Literary Hub. He lives in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains with his wife and two sons, and is currently writing a cultural history of the axe for W.W. Norton. @JonnyDiamondJonnyDiamond.me