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    11 out-of-context stills from New Girl that perfectly sum up books.

    Katie Yee

    August 30, 2021, 10:00am

    If you’re one of those people who can’t seem to stop rewatching New Girl because of the laughter and general levity it always brings, perhaps you would like this Instagram account that shares screenshots from the beloved show, out of context. I have spent more hours than I’m proud of scrolling through and cackling to myself, and now, in an attempt to make that count as work, I give you out-of-context lines from New Girl that perfectly sum up books.


    New Girl_1984

    Nick Miller would either be the very best or the absolute worst person to be stuck with in a dystopian government situation, and I simply can’t decide which. On the one hand, he already deeply distrusts the government, so he might be a step ahead of everyone else. On the other hand, he would absolutely crumble under rat-related torture.

    New Girl_Love in the Time of Cholera

    Florentino and Fermina fall in love when they are young, but due to extenuating circumstances (parental meddling, the usual!), she eventually marries someone else. Florentino is heartbroken, but vows to stay true to Fermina. And yet! Despite his deep devotion to his first love, this entire novel is essentially a string of infidelities.

    New Girl_Bluets

    So, Maggie Nelson’s Bluets is about grief and suffering and love and the things that make us human but it’s also essentially a reverie to the color blue.

    New Girl_The New Wilderness

    In Diane Cook’s masterpiece, a family must leave their life in a city that has become polluted and uninhabitable. They join a group of like-minded individuals and partake in an experiment: to see if humans can live in nature without disrupting it. Of course, the novel itself is much more dystopian, but for a few seconds, the vibe could be described as: Woo-hoo! I’m off the grid!

    New Girl_The Westing Game

    Game-lovers, this one is for you. Ellen Raskin’s beloved The Westing Game is a lighthearted murder mystery puzzle in book form. (Winston would approve!)

    New Girl_My Year of Rest and Relaxation

    Ottessa Moshfegh’s much-fawned-over My Year of Rest and Relaxation is about one young woman’s attempt to survive through apathy, by hiding away from the horrors of the world in a drug-induced state of hibernation. It’s an incredible feat of literature, really, because it’s fascinating despite the fact that we mostly just read about her sleeping in her ritzy apartment.

    New Girl_Notes from an Apocalypse

    If you, too, have been thinking a lot about the world’s disintegration at the hands of *gestures wildly around* then perhaps you will enjoy joining Mark O’Connell on his fascinating journey to confront existential dread by traveling to survival bunkers, talking to conspiracy theorists, and more.

    New Girl_A Touch of Jen

    What starts as a couple’s fun obsession with Jen, a globe-trotting Instagram personality (and former coworker), becomes something much more sinister. It is a wildly imaginative cautionary tale about what happens when you lust after someone’s presentation of self and yearn to have their life. (There is even a scene in which one of them considers cutting out a photo of Jen’s face to wear during sex.)

    New Girl_Temporary

    What even is work, anyway?

    New Girl_A Promised Land

    This is a deep cut, but it’s from the episode in which Nick has lost his sexual confidence, and he goes home with a girl who has a framed photo of Obama by her bed. That girl definitely rushed to her local indie to purchase the doorstopper that is Barack Obama’s A Promised Land, the first volume of his presidential memoirs.

    New Girl_The Great Gatsby

    Enough said.

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