Can non-hotties write about hotties?* Yes. This seems to me what 80 percent of all literature is about. But what about hotties writing about non-hotties?

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In an effort to scientifically prove that yes, yes they can, it has come to my attention that young Victor Hugo (who would go on to write about a famous non-hottie), looks an awful like Taylor Swift who is, I would say, “a hottie.” Ipso facto, Victor Hugo was a hottie.

Quod erat demonstrandum that anyone can write about anyone.

*I ask this question in response to the latest ridiculous literary Twitter kerfuffle that I refuse to take seriously.

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Jonny Diamond

Jonny Diamond

Jonny Diamond is the Editor in Chief of Literary Hub. He lives in the foothills of the Catskill Mountains with his wife and two sons, and is currently writing a cultural history of the axe for W.W. Norton. @JonnyDiamondJonnyDiamond.me