Former White House Press Secretary and noted baby cage enthusiast Sarah Huckabee Sanders is writing a novel  memoir that will likely be full of lies. It will be published by St. Martin’s Press in fall 2020. The book will detail her time as Trump’s press secretary, “including the most dramatic and challenging moments” of the job. Truly, a proud day for the publishing industry.

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According to the AP, “The book’s timing will likely add to speculation that Sanders is planning a run for governor in Arkansas.” Maybe it’s better if we just let them all go on Dancing with the Stars?

[h/t The Washington Post]

Jessie Gaynor

Jessie Gaynor

Jessie Gaynor is a senior editor at Lit Hub whose writing has appeared in McSweeney's, The New Yorker, The Paris Review, and elsewhere. Her debut novel, The Glow was published by Random House in 2023. You can buy it here.