100 Green Books for St. Patrick's Day

This Saturday is St. Patrick’s Day. That means you are likely to see, if you venture outside your home in a city of any size tomorrow, a large number of people wandering around wearing green. Many of them are likely to be drunk. You may also be exposed to green beer, green milk, green dogs, and even (particularly in New York) the occasional black and green cookie. Whatever your feelings about this, I know some very good things that come in green year round: books. And yes, they come in every shade (which I have helpfully identified below using a variety of online sources). After all, kids, books are much safer than binge-drinking—as well as being a fun and practical accessory to take along to the parade. Thus, below please find 100 green books to enjoy on your St. Patrick’s day. (Yes, this is ridiculous. But, much like St. Patrick’s Day, it is also fun.)

Spring green Jungle green Dartmouth green Aquaman Hunter green India Green Screamin’ green Light jade green Green LED Laurel green Dark moss green Soylent green Noble fir Spring green Starbucks Green algae Forest green Army green Leaf green Broccoli Medium aquamarine Go green Dark green copper Ooze Nerf green Green pepper Yellow moss Cat eye Kakapo Mediterranean Jolly green Scotland pound Pea green Artichoke Sea green Army men Turquoise blue Garden hose Emerald green Medium sea green Burnished forest green Neon avocado Pool table Permanent green Green stamp Permanent green Pool table Bottle green Green line Park bench Banker’s lamp Asparagus Green gables Watermelon rind Pea green Sap green Blue green algae Olive drab True green Dark green Breadfruit Medium aquamarine Cobalt green Grass Iceberg lettuce Malachite Green line Fire truck green Green Taxi Blue lagoon Guacamole Octopus True green Green line Atlantic green Yellow-green Old money green Lime green Sacramento green Key Lime Pie Embellished forest green Emerald green Wales Green haze Jade green fade Chrome Oxide Green Seagreen Kelly green Yellowgreen Wasabi Octopus Wave Crest Pine green Green ash Sign green Kelly green fade Moss green Jade green Tea green Olive green